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[forherprince]

	Re: action; forhispeople 2012-05-29 09:59 pm (local) (link)
	I am! We're almost in the clear-- [Ling clambers over a retaining wall and down a block to a row of slum houses. He leads Ed up the rickety flight of stairs and down a makeshift hallway. [Clutching his bucket to his crotch, he zooms into his apartment at long last, and he has never been more happy to be there! SAFE AT LAST!!!] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 40 comments)
		1/2 forherprince 2012-05-29 10:50 pm (local) (link)
		[Lan Fan had been waiting, ever the dutiful retainer. Well. If she was really the dutiful retainer she would have followed him right into the bath house--but it had been established (by him) that not only was it not necessary for her to stay on his elbow every minute of the day, but that Ling did not want her to do so.] [And she had begrudgingly agreed. And it seemed to be working well enough...] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	action; forherprince 2012-05-29 10:56 pm (local) (link)
	[Until said prince comes barreling through their doorway buck-ass naked save for a bucket.] YOUNG MASTER!?! [WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-WHAT THE HELL!?!?] [Don't mind her, she'll just be not so subtly flailing where she's knelt in the middle of the room--WHY ARE YOU NAKED!??!!?!] [ooc; and out of all these icons... this is the closest to flailing as I can find |D] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 38 comments)
		Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-05-29 11:13 pm (local) (link)
		[and Ed flying in right after Ling with only a dustpan to cover his business doesn't really help matters] Finally! I thought we'd never.... [and then he spots Lan Fan] [and almost drops that dustpan] [almost] Shit! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 37 comments)

	Re: action; forhispeople 2012-05-29 11:18 pm (local) (link)
	Lan Fan! I'm so sorry but-- close your eyes! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 36 comments)
		action; forherprince 2012-05-29 11:25 pm (local) (link)
		[She didn't even manage to blurt out Ed's name--all that found its way out was some strange strangled squeak amid her confused movements--] [And finally after a fairly long delayed reaction and wide-eyed horrified gaping she ducked her head and covered her eyes, continuing to sputter for several seconds until finally a few coherent words made it out--] Why are you naked!? [God, she was blushing all the way down to her navel D|] Last edited 2012-05-29 11:35 pm (local) (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 35 comments)

	Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-05-29 11:35 pm (local) (link)
	It's his fault! [Ed points at Ling despite the fact Lan Fan has her eyes covered] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 34 comments)
		Re: action; forhispeople 2012-05-30 01:39 am (local) (link)
		It's not! Lan Fan, a bad man was chasing us out of the bathhouse! It was horrible. My clothes are still there, and.... [Ling sniffs pathetically. His voice sounds so sorrowful.] I'm so very cold.... (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 33 comments)

	action; forherprince 2012-05-30 01:45 am (local) (link)
	[She had to hold back the urge to blurt out 'what did you do!?' because much as she adored her prince... well. And then the urge to snap about how she was expected not to stay on his elbow when things like this happened.] [...] [And all that came out was unintelligible muttering while she kept her eyes firmly covered with the heals of her hands.] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 32 comments)
		Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-05-30 01:57 am (local) (link)
		Ling. Would you please just... put some pants on, and loan me a pair so I can go back to my place. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 31 comments)

	1/2: action; forhispeople 2012-05-30 02:06 am (local) (link)
	Pants! Yes, pants. [Ling hurries over to his corner, where his sleeping mat is, and he takes out a little pile of clothes. He is already digging through them and making ready to toss a pair of pants to Ed when all of a sudden--] [A BIG BLACK COCKROACH WALKS OUT ONTO HIS HAND!!!] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)
	2/2: action; forhispeople 2012-05-30 02:12 am (local) (link)
	[Seasoned traveler or no, there's just something about seeing a four-inch roach skitter out from your clean underwear pile and touch your body.] [Ling lets out a horrified shout, dropping his bucket and shaking his hands as hard as he can! The critter flies across the room, and Ling's face is quite green.] AUUUUGH!!!! Vermin! Shit, it was on my hand! Last edited 2012-05-30 02:13 am (local) (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 29 comments)

	action; forherprince 2012-05-30 02:18 am (local) (link)
	[And that shout was enough to get Lan Fan to look again, her eyes wide and harried from still being startled by all the NAKED PEOPLE--and there was a brief flash and whoosh... and that poor unfortunate cockroach was pinned to the opposite wall by a kunai.] [andohgodshewaslookingagain] [And she ducked her face again with another squeak, turning so red that it seemed every drop of blood in her body was in her face.] Pleaseputclothingonyoungmaster Last edited 2012-05-30 02:19 am (local) (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 28 comments)
		Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-05-30 02:22 am (local) (link)
		[meanwhile, Ed just stands there, dustpan over his bits] Pants Ling. Before Lan Fan passes out from all the blood rushing to her head. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 27 comments)

	Re: action; forhispeople 2012-05-30 02:47 am (local) (link)
	[Cowed, Ling hurries over to his clothes pile, his head hanging and shoulders stopped in utter shame.] [He tosses pants to Edward and whips on his own like it was a timed trial. The fact that that roach probably walked all over his pants is very much in his mind, but he had to deal with it for now.] [HIS MANHOOD. He'd just been shown up so easily by her....] Last edited 2012-05-30 02:48 am (local) (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 26 comments)
		action; forherprince 2012-05-30 02:52 am (local) (link)
		[EDWARD ELRIC, YOU DID NOT JUST POINT OUT THE FACT THAT SHE IS HAVING A SMALL MELT DOWN HERE OF AWKWARD HORRIBLENESS.] [>8( And there's another whoosh followed by a dull clink as a kunai hits dully, deliberately aimed for the back end to connect with your dustpan.] [NEXT TIME, IT'S THE POINTY END >8U!!!] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 25 comments)

	Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-05-30 03:07 am (local) (link)
	[this time, it's Ed's turn to shriek in a rather undignified manner] [THAT WAS LOW LAN FAN, MUCH TOO LOW] [he quickly turns his back and scrambles into the pants Ling has tossed at him enjoy the view of his ass] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 24 comments)
		Re: action; forhispeople 2012-05-30 03:09 am (local) (link)
		I'mgoingtogogetourclothing. [Ling hurries to the window to hop out, humiliated. MAYBE LAN FAN SAW HIS SHAMEFUL NUDITY. This is HORRIBLE.] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 23 comments)

	action; forherprince 2012-05-30 03:15 am (local) (link)
	[SHE'S NOT LOOKING DAMMIT!] [SHE'S NOT LOOKING!] [Ok so she kind of had to look when you shrieked like a little girl, god, she's the only man in this room at the moment D| nice ass, ed] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 22 comments)
		Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-05-30 03:33 am (local) (link)
		[NO WAIT LING DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH YOUR GIRL BODYGUARD] [Ed stands there... all awkwardturtle...] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 21 comments)

	action; forherprince 2012-05-30 09:40 pm (local) (link)
	[Lan Fan is quite literally curled into a ball with the heels of her hands pressed into her eyes... still.] [She hazards a glance up--and good, people appear to be clothed.] [Have an incredulous look, Ed. She's just going to stare you down now... even if her hands are still partially splayed over her face.] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 20 comments)
		Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-05-31 01:19 am (local) (link)
		[crosses his arms across his chest] What? It was his fault. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 19 comments)

	action; forherprince 2012-05-31 09:29 pm (local) (link)
	What happened? [D| she needs to babysit him, doesn't she?] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 18 comments)
		Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-06-01 01:11 am (local) (link)
		He made me run into this guy in the baths and the guy got all offended and chased us... [that sounded less lame in his head] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 17 comments)

	action; forherprince 2012-06-01 01:16 am (local) (link)
	[Icon keywords.] [That is all.] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand) (Hide 16 comments)
		Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-06-01 01:18 am (local) (link)
		It wouldn't have happened if Ling hadn't canonballed into the bath like a three year old! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 15 comments)

	action; forherprince 2012-06-01 01:43 am (local) (link)
	[.............] [She was supposed to be more surprised by this information, wasn't she?] [Well. It isn't as though she can verbally agree that her prince was fully capable of regressing to a child at times (good god, look at what happened when she came anywhere near him with disinfectant)... so she just doesn't say anything about it at all.] [Instead, she straightens up and stands, moving to the wall where the felled cockroach is still impaled to retrieve her kunai and flick the insect carcass off the blade and out the doorway.] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 14 comments)
		Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-06-01 02:41 am (local) (link)
		[ah. so she agreed with him. because if she believed otherwise, she would defend Ling's honor. see Ling? see? Ed wandered over to the window Ling had exited from, watching for the other man and his promised clothes] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 13 comments)

action; forherprince 2012-06-01 02:52 am (local) (link)

[Only if you're smart enough not to breathe a word of it, Edward Elric. Otherwise she'll have to bust your balls >:|] [She looked back, still a bit disgruntled over this whole thing--and takes note of something rather peculiar, namely the brand on Ed's back (which, she noted, was in the exact same place as her own... apparently the area was popular), but also significantly lighter than theirs (or so she assumed, she hadn't seen Ling's for a while with the way his hands were constantly bandaged)] [Her mouth pressed to a bit of a line--but ultimately whatever he did was his business, not hers. But she still couldn't help feeling a little surprised at the discovery--unless he'd found another way to earn favor besides the two obvious ways.] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 12 comments) Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-06-01 03:22 am (local) (link) [If Ed hadn't just escaped from certain death at the hands of a bear-man and run naked across half the slums with only a dustpan over his manbits, maybe he'd have realized he was displaying his brand for Lan Fan to see. It didn't help that he kept forgetting it was back there due to the fact it wasn't someplace visible.] Come onnnnnnnn it isn't that far to the bathhouse. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 11 comments) action; forherprince 2012-06-01 10:04 pm (local) (link) [Lan Fan wasn't being particularly sly in staring at the brand--of course with Ed's back to her she didn't need to hide the glance by very much.] [Even if Lan Fan didn't exactly know Ed that well... he really didn't strike her as the type to give into the nature of the place--so that meant he had to find some other way, didn't it?] ... Your brand... is lighter than mine... [She couldn't quite bring herself to ask him point blank why it was.] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 10 comments) Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-06-01 10:25 pm (local) (link) [Ed jumped about a foot, did a half-twist mid-air, and only barely managed to land on his feet instead of his ass] Shit. You saw it. [stupid he berated himself mentally stupid stupid stupid] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 9 comments) action; forherprince 2012-06-01 10:44 pm (local) (link) [WHELP.] [Judging by that reaction maybe she was wrooooooooong >__>;] [The color quickly started coming back to her face and looks away quickly.] I should not have spoken of it. [After all, it isn't any of her business whatever he did.] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 8 comments) Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-06-01 10:52 pm (local) (link) [fuck his life] [fuck his life] [he turns about as red as his iconic coat] Please don't tell Ling or I'll never hear the end of it. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 7 comments) action; forherprince 2012-06-01 11:42 pm (local) (link) [That his brand is lighter? Or that she'd seen it?] [She looked back a moment--it had to be the later, they'd just streaked across the slums from a communal bathhouse--there was no way Ling hadn't already seen it.] I will not. [She hazards a glance back at him. Well. If it was from anything else he'd likely be jumping at an alternative explanation right?] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 6 comments) Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-06-02 01:41 am (local) (link) [with a frustrated groan he sits on the floor and buries his hands in his face] [his life has gotten so fucked up ever since arriving in this place] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 5 comments) action; forherprince 2012-06-02 09:19 pm (local) (link) [It's a common sentiment D| (though obviously you're a few leaps and bounds further than her!)] [She stands there, debating on whether to sit down again... or leave the room to avoid the awkward.] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 4 comments) Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-06-03 03:03 am (local) (link) [the awkward will just follow Lan Fan, it always follows] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 3 comments) action; forherprince 2012-06-03 06:21 pm (local) (link) [But it's so much easier to ignore while she's alone!!!] [Also much easier to ignore the awkward when people couldn't see her face. Why isn't she wearing her mask!? Oh right... Because it's ungodly hot here D|] [FINE. She'll just. Sit down. Again. And pretend she isn't uncomfortable.] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 2 comments) Re: action; icaruswalks 2012-06-03 08:06 pm (local) (link) [damnit Ling, where are you with the clothes... [wait. maybe the Bear Man was waiting for them to come back for them...] [okay now he's a little worried] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 1 comment) Re: action; forherprince 2012-06-04 12:09 am (local) (link) [:| Maybe Bear Man took them as revenge and Ling can't find them...] [Lan Fan can't help but feel a bit anxious herself...] [Maybe she needs to go after him. She'll protect you guys, don't worry.] (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)